I don’t have a clue what determines if something is acceptable on television these days. Clearly wardrobe malfunctions where a boob happens to come flying out in the middle of a Superbowl half-time show is not. We know that’ll get you a hefty fine and will force live shows to broadcast on a delay.

However, clear sexual innuendo on television is, apparently, just fine. The other night I decided not to fast forward though the commercials and watched the AXE commercial below. I immediately rewound it so I could watch it again… and again… and again. I turned to my husband and asked him, “how many guys do you think are whacking off to this commercial right now?”

The 12 seconds of silence while the host of the show circulates the two [golf] balls in her hand and then says “Wow, I can play with these balls all day” had to be the most sexually charged. But below I pulled out some other highlights…

That’s why you have to keep your balls clean.

How can guys clean their balls so they are more enjoyable to play with?

The AXE detailer cleans your balls.

Why don’t we start with these balls?

Go ahead and play with those clean balls.

What about my ball sack? [that’s a big ball sack]

Can you help me with these dirty balls?

We can even clean your old balls.

If you’ve got dirty balls that need cleaning….

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