June 13, 2010
I dream I work on the staff of an enormous entertainment complex visited by hundreds of thousands of people every day. It is coming to the end of an event, and cars tied together with rope move past us in a huge procession. Eric and I hang around until the crowd thins out and Liza Minnelli joins us at our table and starts singing. Later on, Liza performs memory feats. It is getting to be time for me to perform, but I am not wearing my pants. I pull my shirt down to cover my genitals. Meanwhile, an elderly man runs around with his enormous schlong waving and he’s making a big show of it. I am grateful for the distraction.

May 10, 2010
I dream that hovering over the city there is an enormous floating building many city blocks in size. I had heard of this project. Meanwhile, on the floating building, I am enjoying dinner with Gail and the men wish for us to sign some kind of financial instrument. I look for a cue from Gail, and she suggests that we sign fake names. I sign “Max Moises.” We leave the room, but on the way out we are stopped and questioned. I am busted.

August 8, 2006
I dream I am in our bedroom, and as I walk out I feel what appears to be a spider web. I want to turn on the lights to investigate, but Gail is asleep and I don’t want to interrupt her. I investigate in the dark. The spider web is tacky, but it is thick; about the diameter of the string that would be around a bakery box. I decide that the spider that spun this would have to be an enormous tarantula. Even so, I don’t turn on the lights because I don’t want to alarm Gail.

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