Get this man a pizza!

Get this man a pizza!

Posted on May 11th, 2010 by Glenn Giangrande

I can barely go 70 minutes without eating. So the possibility that there is a person out there, however yogified, who claims to have gone 70 years without eating OR drinking…well, that simply blows my mind.

Even if there is some cosmic explanation behind the condition of Prahlad Jani, the 82-year-old in question, he’s been missing out on some really spiritual experiences. Chicago deep dish. A top shelf burger in New York. Shoot, I frequently bring up my first foray into ethiopian food, which I certainly hope wasn’t the last because I loved every scoop of it. Yes, there is indeed a type of ethiopian cuisine. While every bite of food isn’t memorable, we all likely remember when and where we were when we tried something special.

It’s not too late for Mr. Jani though. At full growth, he could probably smuggle an entire Juniors cheesecake in his beard.