April 6, 2010
I dream I am about to leave on a road trip to shoot a television show with my brother. We are late. We rush to the bus station on our bikes and a young man is inspired to see us because he, too, is on his bike and he plans to make it to his location on time. He asks us if we feel positive. We say we feel pretty good, but we don’t know for sure if we will make it. The young man is disgusted because of our lack of certainty, and he lectures us because we don’t think positively.

November 11, 2009
I dream I am going to a medieval-themed area in town and learn that the Monty Python troupe is planning to invade. I would like to meet them, but I’m afraid the place will be too crowded and wild. I go home before the place gets crazy, but I regret it. I return late that night and find that everyone is drunk on alcoholic gel that they rub into their skin. I have to go to the bathroom so I find a pair of conversation toilets. I am paired with a little old lady, but I can’t do my business in this situation.

July 12, 2008
I dream I am rushing to my college psychology class which is taught by Heidi. When I get there, I am an hour late and a very long test awaits me. In order to pass, I must be fitted for a pair of blue jeans. Bill Cosby has me try them on, and suggests that I shorten them with a small pair of metal scissors.

“Fred’s Dreams” appears every Wednesday.

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