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Lauren likes TV: Deuces for Chima

Chima is a big, f*ckin’ brat. How many people would kill to be on Big Brother? I’m pretty sure I would. Jeff used his wizard power and overturned Chima’s HOH nominations so she decided to act like a spoiled, bratty sore loser and break all of the Big Bro rules. Awww, your power was taken away, boo hoo. And can we discuss how she looks exactly like a Bratz doll?

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So her behavior was appropriate. Deuces Chima, you certainly will not be missed. I only wished that her whiny, bratty friend Natalie went with her. She is the definition of a sore loser. In fact, their whole miserable team are sore losers. And for real Lydia? You’re the worst of them all. There are no words to describe your ridiculous, erratic, moronic behavior, and you suck at this game. You haven’t won a damn thing all season, nor has your retarded sidekick Natalie (and didn’t you hate each other just a few days ago because you were both pining for Jessie, of all people?). So I’m not sure why Natalie was so smug when she said she would win the veto. Maybe she’s playing a different game in her dumb little mind. The most amazing thing about the whole situation is that they’re all acting this way (including Chima) because Jessie was sent packing. Jessie. The “sports entertainer” aka, WWE wannabe who’s career has consisted of posing nude and staring at himself in the mirror. Kevin is the only normal person on that team and I even questioned his sense of reality when he went all cry-baby after Chima was sent home for being such a bitch. They’re not dead, drama queens, they were eliminated from the game. I’d like to remind them that this is exactly what Big Brother is. A GAME. I think Jeff is the only one who actually understands that which is why he should win. And he’s a good guy, which is also why he should win. He gave his sweetie Jordan the HOH so she could see pictures of, and get a letter from, her family (PS — I think it’s so cute that she’s so WT). That was cool, Jeff. Another highlight? When Russell didn’t steal the letter from home from Natalie… but made it clear that it wasn’t because he was trying to be nice to her… and proceeded to tell her to keep crying… which she did… while she also pointed towards Russell to say “see, he’s an asshole”… to which no one responded to… because no one cares about her. I’d love to see her long, ratty hair get caught in the door on her way out next week.

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2 Responses to “Lauren likes TV: Deuces for Chima”

  1. Lau…I couldn’t agree more. Chima deserved everything she got. Bi—ch thought she was running the house and Natalie…ughhh. She should get kicked in the teeth. She, for some reason thinks that she is god’s gift. But Jeff……love him. And u know I like Russel too. I want to make a Russel/Jeff sandwich and eat it w/ dip. Hahahaha. Jordan is such WT and is hysterical. I think we can say that she definitely isn’t the brightest bulb in the tanning bed..LMAO But her and Jeff are cute together.

  2. Damn that episode was FULL of DRAMA!!! Chima, Lydia, Natalie, who to pick to hate the most? Hmm That’s hard. I think I have to choose Natalie only because she is so bland, no personality, a follower of all from day 1. Chima and Lydia at least had some game and brains. Jeff is cute, can he be my boyfriend? :0) If there is a Jeff out there please contact me, thanks! To end this, THOSE FREAKIN IDIOTS! WHY? WHY? Those girls are a disgrace to all woman, Jessie is a Douche! Stop Crying over his dumb ass!

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