I’ve talked about sex offenders — a much more serious topic than this — but I absolutely could not resist writing about a man in Australia who was arrested under the suspicion of having sex with blow-up dolls. Really. I am serious. Jungle Jane is apparently the one he fancied the most. You just can’t make this stuff up!

The 23-year-old suspect allegedly broke into an adult shop, blew up several Jungle Janes, and took them out back to do his business. And then, like any other well-respected blow-up doll lover, he cleaned up his mess and left them in the back alley. Unfortunately for him he didn’t clean up as well as he could have and his DNA gave him away.

I wonder how they’ll try this guy. Is this a sexual offense or is it breaking and entering and tarnishing property? Clearly this man has some psychological issues, and not because he had sex with some dolls. I mean, people get off in different ways and if the dolls do it for him then more power to him. But really… can’t he go out and purchase one? Or maybe that would be too embarrassing?

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