December 22, 2008
I dream I am not myself and I work at an office at which very little is accomplished. There are constant parties and hours during which people watch television and yet everyone thinks they are overworked. I purchase a greeting card with the idea of giving it to a young woman but I don’t know which young woman. It is a treacherous situation, because all the women talk to each other about who gives them greeting cards. After a company picnic lunch, I get involved in a plot parallel to the last scenes in a Hannibal Lechter movie. I chase Lechter through a series of bathroom tableaus and I foil him. Throughout this process I am also watching it on a wide screen TV.

September 12, 2008
I dream my department at work is being honored with a party and I am a central figure. Everybody is there from our department but nobody from any other department has shown up. Finally, people start showing up and they all have the capability of producing wads of caramel candy, supposedly in our honor. Thing is, the candy looks like turds and they are dropping them all over the place. On behalf of my department, I thank them.

November 25, 2001
I dream I am at a combination of a university and a publishing company. One of my younger colleagues corners me in a cubicle-filled area and he praises my sideshow article and adds that my grammar is impeccable. I thank him, and then try to find my cubicle and start work on my column. When I get there, I am not wearing any clothes and I do not have a computer.

 

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