August 2, 2008
I dream I go to a doctor because I have a blemish on my penis. The doctor is unimpressed by my condition, but to be safe (and partly to be devious) he requires that I put cough medicine on my blemish six times each day. I tell him “No problem. I will stop whatever I’m doing to apply my penis medicine.” Then, suddenly, he lances me with a syringe shaped like a ball point pen. Then, when I put the bottle of penis medicine into my brief case, the nurse is bewildered by the number of loose decks of cards inside.

April 7, 1994
I dream I am in the audience for a musical comedy that has a lot of audience participation, so everyone is milling around the aisles. The play is about marital infidelity, and the actors are plotting to marry various people in the audience. Nobody plans to marry me, but I do wind up at the urologist’s office because some of my specimens have disappeared and they need them for identification purposes.

February 11, 1994
I dream I am at my doctor’s office, only my doctor is Dr. Fleishman from the television show Northern Exposure.  As I explain my problem to him, I begin to feel faint. I put my head between my legs and start to black out. When I come to, I see that Dr. Fleishman has transformed into a woman. It is still Dr. Fleishman, but the features are softened and the hair is longer. I ask what happened and she doesn’t know what I’m talking about. She looks ominous, though, because she is holding a gigantic hypodermic needle.

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