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politics & government

A proud mugwump for Obama

I believe Obama is our best bet as president. I’m not a Democrat. I’m not even a liberal. I’m an independent. A mugwump, in the only important sense of the word:

 

Matt Stone, a co-creator of South Park, summed it all up for me: “I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals.” And yet I’m voting for Obama. I even held my nose and declared myself a Democrat for one day to vote for him in the primaries. New Jersey went to Hillary anyway, but hey, I did what I could.

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terror & war

My 9/11

This piece by Jason Stein ran a couple of days after September 11, 2001, in the original When Falls the Coliseum.

My 9/11

Tuesday morning, September 11, 2001, I leave my apartment around 7:45 a.m., as I am always very excited about going to the deli and ordering two eggs on a roll for $1.25 for breakfast, which I will eat when I get into the office. After breakfast is secured I head over to the A train in the Times Square area going downtown to 60 Wall Street. I take the elevator up to the 42nd floor, thinking I’m glad I don’t have to walk up 42 flights because by the time I get up to 42 it would be time for lunch and there goes my special breakfast. [Read more →]

Fred's dreams

Magic

June 19, 2008
I dream I am in my office practicing the cups and balls, and I have to go to the bathroom. When I get there, I am not wearing shoes, and it occurs to me that I am probably standing in the urine of my colleagues. I accept this, but I’m also not wearing pants and I have to get back to my office without being observed. The first hallway is ok, but when I turn a corner there are bearded men that I have to avoid. I sneak through the catacombs and nobody mentions my lack of pants. When I get back to the office I contemplate the cups and balls. How many balls should I use? What should be my final load? Finally, my pants get wet because one of the cups is filled with milk.

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Fred's dreams

Ineffectual

August 3, 2008
I dream I am getting ready to leave a version of my father’s house in Northeast Philadelphia with Karen, Mary, and Dawn. I am upset to see people I don’t know hanging around my house. It’s as if there is an event scheduled in my house that I don’t know about. I try to chase the intruders away, and I go outside to talk to Karen, Mary, and Dawn. When I return, my house is overrun with people. I don’t know who they are or why they’re there, but they do whatever they want. I threaten them with violence, but it doesn’t matter. I punch them, but they don’t feel it. I try to take a shower, and a young lady is so uninterested in my presence that she takes a shower with me. I am irrelevant.

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conversations with Paula and Robertpolitics & government

What’s in a name? Are we insulting Hillary and Barack?

Robert: We have got to do another round on the use of first names in politics — whether it’s demeaning or intimate to refer to candidates that way (see first round here).

 

 Paula: I tend to think that some degree of consistency makes sense. If you call Obama, Barack, you should call McCain, John. Since that won’t work — John is just too common a name (though for some reason that didn’t get in the way of the occasonal references to “Bill”) — then I think they both need to go by their last names.

 

Robert: Why does it have to be symmetrical? [Read more →]

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