10. Instead of blessing everyone from his balcony, he’s doing his monologue from ground level, like Leno.
9. He’s inviting Benedict XVI over for an afternoon showing of Philomena.
8. He’s holding an Easter Egg Roll – not that kind – he’s just calling his local Chinese to order 3,000 egg rolls!
7. He’s starting his own Easter papal ‘white smoke’ tradition (wink wink), followed by a Council of the Cardinals discussion of how current Theological thinking fits in with today’s debate between String Theory and Loop Quantum Gravity.
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