
10. “I knew it was a bad idea to leave the fireworks in the trunk on a day this hot!”
9. “That’s not mayonnaise; you’re standing under a tree.”
8. “I think Grandma lost her dentures in the coleslaw again.”
7. “I told Phil a thousand times: either lose some weight or don’t stand directly over the septic tank.”
6. “Weird Uncle Frank wants to play his DVD that certainly sounds patriotic; it’s called The British Are Coming! The British Are Coming!”
5. “Why does my hot dog have an engagement ring on it?”
4. “Which is the burger and which is the charcoal?”
3. “I hope nobody minds, but today’s barbecue is completely vegan.”
2. “To give it that little something extra, I put lighter fluid in the punch.”
1. “It’s deer meat! Couldn’t have been in the road more than a day or two.”
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