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Cash not king on JetBlue

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Prior to this past Saturday, it had been awhile since I’d flown — over a couple of years to be exact. My streak of being landlocked changed when I decided to visit my friend Diane out in Chicago to take in a Cubs game at Wrigley Field, arguably the most historic sporting venue in our country, albeit one without championship pedigree. I flew out on JetBlue, breezing through security and into the waiting gate in less than 20 minutes, proving that it does pay to travel light and I’m not just talking about those extra fees either.

I sat down on the plane to get comfortable with my complementary television and self-provided headphones when I was surprised to hear what the captain said about beverage service. Naturally, the alcoholic beverages on the flight would be available for purchase, but he said that the flight… did not accept cash.

Come again? Since when is any business in America, especially one involved in the struggling airline business, in a position to refuse taking money?  I’m not sure what the logistics behind it are, though maybe there’s a good reason for it. However, let’s be serious. If a passenger wants to pay their hard-earned currency and hand it over, who is the airline to refuse? It sounds slightly ridiculous. I’ve heard of places like bodegas and delis saying that they accept “cash only,” but this is the first time I’ve ever seen “plastic only” come into play.

There was no alcohol in my future, though. I ordered a free ginger ale… which the flight attendant forgot to bring me.

AP story a little thin

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The headline by the Associated Press is “Lone Star State serves up frightening Fair fare.” The opening paragraph says, “Everything is bigger in Texas, especially the calorie counts at the State Fair, which will offer such delicacies this year as deep-fried s’mores and a fried banana split.” The brief article then lists some of the other food items available at the fair. There is no content in this article, no point in the AP covering this — it isn’t news. Fattening food at a fair? Hold the presses. In the old days, I guess they only served carrots and rice cakes at the state fair. What’s next from the Associated Press? A story about how there’s a weird-looking guy running the ferris wheel? But this isn’t just about empty journalism trying to fill space on a slow news day. It’s about how journalists can’t resist any chance to put “frightening” in a headline linked to fattening foods and any chance to exploit and perpetuate the idea of the “obesity epidemic.” They’re in the pocket of big nanny

Anti-Semitism

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July 11, 2006
I dream I am in a tee shirt and underpants with Gail and Deborah in an enormous house. Gail shows me a group picture of a country club with Hitler in his horse riding clothing. Houdini, the escape artist, is also in the picture but he is on the ground. He isn’t dead or anything, but I am disturbed that Hitler is around and about doing equestrian events while Houdini, my brother magician and Jew, is on the ground. Gail wonders what I am upset about, and I explain it to her. Then, Gail shows me some Nazi cartoons. [Read more →]

Criminals we can get behind

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You shouldn’t deface public property. You most certainly shouldn’t deface private property. And taking the law into your own hands sets a dangerous precedent. I get it. But these two men are doing the Lord’s work. Maybe someone can buy them a plane ticket to Ocean City.

Update: More about the heroic duo

Racist behavior, or racist person?

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Paula: What do you think about the tendency to label someone racist based on a particular comment or singular behavior? Is one slip of the tongue enough to make someone a racist?

 

 Robert: I do not think it’s fair to label someone racist based on a particular comment. In fact, I see a racial gap over the meaning of allegations of racism. Not just a gap in what blacks label racist and what whites label racist (that gap is understandable). But a gap between what it means when a black person calls someone else’s speech or act “racist” vs. what white liberals and others think that means. [Read more →]

Is the “Fashion Industry” racist?

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In a recent article on ABC News, a fashion photographer by the name of Nick Knight made his feelings about “racism” in the fashion industry known by creating a short, silent film starring the anger-management-impaired model Naomi Campbell and a pair of Uzi pistols.

What we have here is not a cry against injustice; it is another attempt to play the racism card to gain notoriety.

Why isn’t there an outcry for American Indian, Fillipino, Inuit or Pakistani women? It is not because they are less deserving; it is because they don’t have a powerful lobby in their corner.

Interesting, but ultimately unimportant.

The answer to this problem lies not in the racial sensibilities of the fashion and cosmetic industries, but in the accountants’ ledgers of the marketing firms that create the demand for the products.

The only colors that matter here are black and red, not black and white.

Joseph Duncan must die

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Forget about whether you’re for or against the death penalty. Really, who still has energy for that debate? Can we agree, at least, that Joseph Duncan must die?

As cnn.com reports, Joseph Duncan kidnapped a brother, Dylan, and sister, Shasta, ages 9 and 8, and raped them and forced them to perform sex acts on each other. I should mention that he also bludgeoned to death their mother, their 13-year-old brother, and their mother’s fiance. Those facts are not in dispute. Oh yeah, according to the sister’s testimony, Duncan accidentally shot Dylan in the abdomen and, deciding that he wouldn’t survive, then shot him in the head and killed him (it is somehow relevant to the death penalty case against Duncan that Dylan would have survived had he received medical attention after the shot to the abdomen, had Duncan sought medical help for the boy he tortured and shot). Also, let’s not leave out that “Duncan, formerly of Tacoma, Washington, has a long string of arrests and convictions for crimes ranging from car theft to rape and molestation.”

You might be against the death penalty, for whatever reasons, and I won’t try to convince you otherwise. But capital punishment is legal, currently, and if we’re going to execute people at all, it’s obvious that Joseph Duncan must die. He’s not innocent, he’s not going to reform himself, he’s not the victim of a racist justice system, and he’s not going to suffer emotionally by having to live with what he did. He needs to be dead, to never have even another enjoyable moment, a pleasurable cigarette, a breeze, a last meal. Joseph Duncan must die. If you don’t think the government should do it, then hope for vigilante justice. If you don’t think any human being should take a life, then hope for a bolt of lightning. Something.

Writers wanted

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Cards

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August 6, 2008
I dream I foresee my bald head and it has on it a profusion of disgusting moles. I am glad I still have hair to cover it. In the meantime, I am at a bodega in New York purchasing a coffee before I meet Gail, and the man behind the counter sells me two naked lady playing cards in addition to the coffee. Because of the shallowness of my pockets, the tops of the playing cards stick out and undoubtedly Gail will see them. I think of my excuse — I bought them for camp value and not for prurient reasons. [Read more →]

Everyone wants to be a model!

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If you had asked me, a couple of months ago, what I thought of models and modeling, my response would have been to sneer.

Models were those vacuous, anorexic, self-absorbed girls whose only claim to fame was the ability to cake chemicals on their faces and strut down a runway, secure in the belief that the world revolved around them.

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