June 6, 2008
I dream I am in a combination university/world’s fair and I need a bathroom. Steven Feinberg from elementary school gets there before I do, so Gail encourages me to try the medieval bathroom. There is a steep cobblestone ramp to what appears to be a hole in the ground. I climb down to get a better look, although I am not confident I am going to do anything there. My suspicions are confirmed — it’s just a big hole that goes down to a basement. I must climb back up to get to the door, but it’s too steep. I wind my way up slowly, and the top of the incline turns into a number of products such as Skittles and Nissen Cup-o-Noodles. Then, I find myself in a food line in which a lady tries to get in front of me.

September 2, 2006
I dream I am in a combination campus/theme park/mall. It’s time to go to the bathroom, but it seems too public. When I go to one of the urinals there are women around, and I am concerned that I will not be able to align my urethra with the hole in my penis sheath. Later on, I get ready to do my bathroom performance. I keep my dorm room door open and take a bath for 36 hours. I remove my Darth Vader glove and start to clean out the buildup in my tendrils.

July 27, 1999
I dream I work at a large company and I have to take a leak. Unfortunately, they have only one communal bathroom for both genders, filled with troughs instead of toilets, and furthermore, it’s crowded. I can’t bear to use it, so I head for home. On the way, I drag a giant inflatable swimming pool, about 30′ by 30′.

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