Birthers at State?

The racist loons infesting the Republicans and the Republic have truly achieved a frightening prominence. Consider these impolite and impolitic questions they are raining upon our beloved President:

First they demand a Full Name… FULL! With the middle, any suffixes, prefixes, titles, assignments, hyphenations… the full boat. The date of birth, place of birth and social security number. This the President must supply without fail. This may not seem too audacious but just you wait.

Then they demand a listing of all relations, living and deceased and their citizenship status. Stepfathers and mothers are as requisit as those who actually contributed a chromosome. The President’s well known herd of half brothers and sisters left by his father across every land and nation you could name is attacked, obviously and maliciously with this outrageous inquisition.

Then these freaks go from deranged to depraved with the following demands:

 

List your mother’s residence one year BEFORE your birth.

List your mother’s residence AT THE TIME of your birth.

List your mother’s residence one year AFTER your birth.

List your mother’s EMPLOYMENT at the time of your birth. Include dates and addresses.

Did your mother receive pre-natal or post-natal care? Include doctor/s and dates of appointments. along with the address/es of the facilities.

Now we venture into the truly offensive… What document, if any, did your mother use to enter into the US before your birth?

Please (oh, NOW we are being polite!) describe the circumstances of your birth including the names (as well as address and phone number) of persons present or in attendance at your birth.

Not satisfied with these criminal inquiries, the Birther Horde desecrates the most sacred next…..

Was there any religious or institutional recording of your birth or event occuring around the time of birth such as baptism, circumcision, confirmation or other religious ceremony? Please provide details including the name, location of the institution and date(s).

But Orwell himself wouldn’t have believed THIS one!

Please list all of your residences inside and outside the United States starting with BIRTH up to the present.

Please list ALL of your current and former places of employment in the United States and abroad. Include company names and addresses, dates of employment and supervisor(s) with contact phone number(s).

Please list all schools you have attended inside and outside the United States.

And the final insult is to demand that all the forgoing be sworn under oath, making any material misrepresentation, accidental or not, a federal crime. Don’t worry, these scum intone in their toothless ignorance. We have determined that complying with these requests will take no more than forty-five minutes and otherwise, will cost the President nothing out of pocket. And friend, none of this would be necessary if you had provided your long form birth certificate in the first place, or do so now, except we reserve the right to revise that judgement (unappealable and unexplained) at any time.

These are the demands of that loony fringe demanding the President, of all people, document his birth, citizenship and natural born status.

Wha? Oh, these are actually the new passport requirements ^[1]? Huh. Yes, I can see why any regular doof wanting to leave the country for whatever reason SHOULD provide this info, yes. Though it might be a little arduous, forty-five minutes? Really? All under penalty of perjury? I don’t know, isn’t there any citizen input into this sort of thing? Ah, yes there is. Or was. Comments closed at midnight April 25th. Oh well.