Dramatis Personae
Barack Obama, President of the United States
Al Gore, Former Vice-President of the United States
GORE: Mr. President, we must send a manned mission to Pluto at once. And I graciously volunteer to head it.
OBAMA: Pluto? Why Pluto?
GORE: Have you not read [1]? There’s global warming on Pluto!
OBAMA: Oh, my God.
GORE: We must convince the people of Pluto to destroy their economy before it’s too late. I’m even translating An Inconvenient Truth into Plutian as we speak.
OBAMA: But . . . but what if the warming is simply occurring naturally?
GORE: Denier! You’re a denier!
OBAMA: Who, me? No.
GORE: So you’ll commit the funds for the mission?
OBAMA: Just how long will you be gone?
GORE: Hundreds of light years. At least.
OBAMA: You know, I think I can scrap up the money. Something tells me even Republicans will support the idea.
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