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Angry? Time for a Big Mac

Have you ever been to a McDonald’s and been so mad about something that you felt the need to start destroying property? If you are like most people, the answer is no. Perhaps I should not say “most people,” though. Based on recent events, maybe you and I are in the minority. In the last week or so, two different women have gone on rampages in their local McDonald’s. One woman [1] threw a fit (and a sign and a bucket of water) over an unsatisfactory burger, while another woman [2] put her first through a drive-through window after being told of a Chicken McNugget shortage.

Though one was in Missouri and one was in Ohio, these women are clearly kindred spirits. Maybe they can share a jail cell for a few years. I hate people.

Alan Spoll is a software quality assurance director from the suburbs of Philadelphia where he lives with his wonderful wife and children. He has spent his entire life as a passionate fan of the Eagles, Phillies, Sixers, Flyers, and Penn State. Recent Phillies success aside, you will understand his natural negativity. Follow me on Twitter - @DocAlan02