I don’t know how many of you caught this piece of horrible news for the ladies in the audience, but scientists have found that there is no evidence of the mythical “G-Spot” in women.
From the Times of London: [1]
A sexual quest that has for years baffled millions of women – and men – may have been in vain. A study by British scientists has found that the mysterious G-spot, the sexual pleasure zone said to be possessed by some women but denied to others, may not exist at all.
For an analysis with more depth:
“Women may argue that having a G-spot is due to diet or exercise, but in fact it is virtually impossible to find real traits,” said Tim Spector, professor of genetic epidemiology, who co-authored the research. “This is by far the biggest study ever carried out and it shows fairly conclusively that the idea of a G-spot is subjective.”
Well… I guess that sucks. How many man hours have been wasted in the bedrooms of America trying to find the product of some woman’s flight of fancy about her super-heroine, realistic-karate-chop-like-action orgasmic abilities? How many times have men been blamed for failing to satisfy their woman when it isn’t their fault, but basic human physiology’s?
An even better question: How about you ladies just be quiet about unfullfilling sex lives and go get us a beer? The game is on.
(That was a horrible joke. I’m sorry.)
Cheer up ladies. Your salvation is delivered in the article’s last paragraph.
Meanwhile, David Matlock, a Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon, is credited with creating an artificial version of the G-spot. In some cases this has resulted in an over-sensitive zone which induces orgasms when, for example, women drive over bumps in the road.
[emphasis is mine — MM]
I don’t know whether to be jealous, or slightly frightened at the thought of women drivers being even more distracted…
(Oooo… Another bad joke… Take it with a grain of salt ladies, you know we men love you. Increasing populations the world over prove that the “war between the sexes” is also a myth. We’re getting along famously.)
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