Lauren likes TV: Jillian’s shocking decision…

Ed. Surprise, surprise. Can you sense the sarcasm? Last night’s Bachelorette finale confirmed a few things for me:

1) Jillian Harris is THE worst kisser on the face of the Earth.

2) We know what Jillian is going to look like in 50 years… her Grandmother.

3) I thought I had seen Ed’s balls the first time he wore the shnorty shnorts. I definitely saw them last night.

4) Ed has a tank top to match his shnorts.

5) The Bachelorette is the most predictable show ever made and a complete waste of my time.

They had me for a second… I knew Kiptyn was out (I really never bought the idea that he was in to her, let alone loved her) but I thought she just might pick Reid. I mean, we all knew he was coming back…that was retardedly obvious. But I thought this season could potentially be different and actually have an exciting, shocking ending. It didn’t. Reid was sent backpacking to the mainland while Ed and his shnorts got the girl. Remind me again why I dedicate 2 hours, weekly, during the summer, to watch this foreseeable soap opera unfold to habitual, ordinary endings. I am putting my foot down next time. No more Bachelor/Bachelorette seasons for me. Unless of course Reid or Michael and his twin brother are the next to the plate ;o)