I’m home sick today with the flu. Watching Woody Allen’s funny, but dated Bananas, I notice a laughing Eudora Welty’s brief cameo. She gets a big kick out of Woody sticking his cap in her face. Ah, Eudora. You saved my life.
Well, she certainly changed it.
In 1976, I was a finalist in a short story contest sponsored by Sigma Tau Delta, the national English Honors society. I assumed I had the inside track, because I was the only author with two published stories in the running. The award was to be announced at a literary conference in Oxford, Miss. Ms. Welty was the judge.
What a night. A nice meal with friends and teachers. Then Ms. Welty read a section from one of her novels (The Golden Apples, I think). Finally, the moment came. Yes, it was as silly as the Oscars, and when she read out a young woman’s name, not mine, it was crushing. I was as disappointed as Charlton Heston must have been for not winning for Ben Hur. (Oh, wait (quick Wiki), he did win. Well, he shouldn’t have.) As I recall, the story Ms. Welty selected was all rose dust and pigtails. I rationalized my loss by asserting that the winner had written a Welty knock-off. But, boy, could I have used the $1,000 award money!
To this day, I thank Ms. Eudora Welty. Seriously. I once almost sent her a thank-you note, but I decided she might think I was being sarcastic. You see, had I won, I’m sure that I would have gone on to a doctoral program and some writers workshop. I’d have ended up as a scholar gypsy for years, maybe, finally, landing a tenure track job in a community college. There was a time that I envied such a life, and I by no means knock it. It’s just that, in hindsight, it was so clearly not me. I left school the next year and eventually found myself in the symphony orchestra business. My first day on the job was one of the happiest of my life.
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