I have a love/hate relationship with reality television. My personal favorite reality show of all time would have to be the very first season of The Real World [1]. It really felt real. There had never been a show like it. It was a new and raw concept and it was full of people who had never seen reality TV before. That alone set these seven strangers picked to live in a loft apart from the hundreds of cast members to follow. And if nothing else, Eric Nies [2] was so much fun to look at… vacant and narcissistic, but fun.
Today is a new day. A day with douchey bachelors [3] who propose to girls on national television only to break up with them on national television just weeks later. Whether you’re under contract or not, it’s a classless thing to do to someone. Even former bachelors and bachelorettes are bashing him [4]. If you’re not familiar with the show but would like a recap, you’re not getting it from me. I’m over this guy. However, Kristen Baldwin of Entertainment Weekly puts it perfectly here [5].
The show I would like to talk about is American Idol [6]. It’s a full on train wreck. The performers, for the most part, are maniacal and untalented. The judges are on drugs (just admit it, Paula) and Seacrest is a midget with a grin so irritating I sometimes fantasize about stapling his lips together.
Here are a few contestants that stand out to me, good and bad…
Danny Gokey [7] — This guy can sing. He looks like Robert Downey Jr. [8] , and his story is incredible. Four weeks before he auditioned, he lost his wife to a heart condition. I personally believe he should skip the show and go straight to a recording contract with Clive. [9]
Tatiana Nicole Del Toro [10] — She makes me literally want to tear the skin off my body. I would rather chew on broken glass than be subjected to another minute of this girl. With that said, sometimes her singing doesn’t suck.
Lil Rounds [11] — This girl can flat out sing. She’s sweet enough but needs to do something big if she’s going to stick around. When she made it through to the final 12, Paula said, “I have a sneaking suspicion we’re going to see you in many more Lil Rounds.” Good one Paula. That was quite the zinger. Seriously, do people really believe she’s not on heavy narcotics? Really?
Scott MacIntyre [12] — The blind dude. Quick, everybody make a big deal about the fact that the guy is blind. Who cares? He can sing and when he’s in front of the piano, he really does stand out. Seacrest, with that infinite wisdom of his, tried to high five [13] the guy during the audition rounds. What an imbecile.
The last person I’d like to write about — but find no reason to since America eff’d it up and didn’t vote her through — is Felicia Barton [14] — way to drop the ball, Idol watchers. Felicia had one of the best performances of the night, hands down.
And so begins the next few months of Idol, riddled with highs and lows… and I do mean Paula Abdul’s serotonin level.
Check in next week for another edition of Reality Check with Jaclyn Roth.
- Author Bio [15]
- Latest Posts [16]
Jaclyn Roth [17]
Latest posts by Jaclyn Roth (Posts [18])
- The Jessie Books & National Coming Out Day [19] - October 11, 2011
- Parents, prepare to go parental: Doctor faked data linking autism to vaccines [20] - January 6, 2011
- Going parental: iPad — Magic Slate in disguise? [21] - September 29, 2010
- Going parental: Dad boards school bus and screams at bullies — terribly wrong or terribly right? [22] - September 22, 2010
- Going Parental: First day of school! [23] - September 8, 2010