10. They were married for 30 years. Enough is enough!
9. Mrs. Putin was hoping, in the divorce settlement, she’d get half of Russia.
8. Edward Snowden leaked some photos of Vladimir in flagrante delicto with Russia gymnast Alina Kabaeva.
7. Vladimir was always ragging on Mrs. Putin for calling it “the Ukraine”.
6. During the Sochi Olympics, Vladimir finally realized how much he enjoys looking at Men’s Singles Figure Skaters.
5. Vladimir has been too upset to devote time to his marriage; in the last election, he only got 100% of the vote.
4. In Russia, you don’t enter into divorce; divorce enter into you. (What a country!)
3. Too much vodka.
2. Vladimir has seen so many shirtless photographs of himself, he finally decided that his body was the only one he needed.
1. Mrs. Putin caught Vladimir invading Georgia.
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