10. Sin Dependence Day
9. Drop Your Pants and Fire a Rocket!
8. Red, White, and Very Blue
7. Seventeen Seventy-Sex
6. Porn on the Fourth of July
5. Time for Some Fireworks!
4. There’s a Barbecue in My Pants
3. The British Are Coming! The British Are Coming!
2. The Fourth of Julie
1. Yank My Doodle! It’s A Dandy!
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