Entries Tagged as 'all work'

Excellent customer service at Lowe’s

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I noticed that one of the three glass globes on the light fixture in my son’s bathroom was badly cracked, so I brought it to Lowe’s to find a replacement. None of the glass globes for sale were a match, but I saw that Lowe’s had the same lighting fixture for sale. I asked an associate how I could get a single glass globe. I was expecting him to give me the contact information for the manufacturer or that he would special order the part for me. Instead, he opened up the box of a new lighting fixture so he could give me one of the glass globes. But it wasn’t a match. It was close, but our fixture must be a few years old, and the globes that come with the fixtures being sold now are slightly different. He then got out the giant steps and climbed up to examine the display units high on the wall. There were three models on display — versions with two, three, and four lights. The glass globes were not all the same on the displays, and he removed several globes before finding one that was an exact match. When he did, he gave it to me. No charge. I didn’t have a receipt, nor do I know for sure that the fixture was purchased at Lowe’s in the first place, since we moved into this house a year and a half ago and the fixture was already here. For going out of his way to help me, I hereby present [whatever the guy's name is] with the Scott Stein Excellence in Customer Service Award. Lowe’s, if you’re reading this, [whatever that guy's name is] deserves some recognition from you as well. He ensured that this customer (who was already buying stuff at your store every week) will continue to shop at Lowe’s.

Interview with Mark SaFranko

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Mark SaFranko has led a writer’s life. Dan Fante once said of SaFranko that the man would rather “write than breathe,” and Mark has stayed restless but productive throughout his working years. This means he has held too many shit jobs and too many of his manuscripts have been left to rot unpublished and unread, but this fall, a breakthrough is on the horizon. In November, his cult classic Hating Olivia will be his first novel published by a major press in America although the book was published five years ago in England. Indeed, SaFranko follows a long line of American novelists who found a home in Europe before they managed to crack the conservative culture of American publishing. As you’ll read below, Mark has fought battles as a writer, a husband, a father, and a human being. But even when the future was most bleak for SaFranko, it knew better than to fuck with him when he was on a writing kick. Keep reading to check out his excellent responses to my questions about Hating Olivia, parenting, the future of books, and more. [Read more →]

Marty digs Wal-Mart and Dockers

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I dig Wal-Mart. As much as people hate on Wal-Mart, I go for therapeutic reasons. I have been down in the dumps lately — work has been busy, money is tight, and I have spotted a few grays in my precious golden locks. But instead of going to a shrink to help me work out the kinks, I just jump in the car and go to my local Wal-Mart to make myself feel better. I cannot imagine what it costs for a session in some professional’s office to help you sort yourself out, but at Wal-Mart it’s free. (Well, it was $15.67 for the cashews, apple juice, Willie Nelson clearance priced T-Shirt, and pack of gum.) Once again, Wal-Mart has saved a consumer his hard-earned pocket change. [Read more →]

Top ten signs you had a bad summer

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10. You mentally divide your summer into two parts: pre and post firecracker incident

9. You have gills and you live in the Gulf

8. The only action you got at the beach all summer was when a horsefly flew into your trunks

7. First name “Tony.” Last name “Hayward”

6. Most of the phone calls you received all summer long were from Mel Gibson

5. The only summer job you could find was as a suntan lotion applier for the cast of Jersey Shore

4. You have no idea who Pedro is, but you woke up with his name tattooed on your back

3. The closest you got to a summer fling was kissing Grandma at the Labor Day barbecue

2. What everyone else thinks is a sunburn is actually a rash

1. The highlight of your summer: Reading this top ten list

 

Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything appears every Monday.

People who should be celebrated this week

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With a twist on Mr. Stein’s wonderful/horrific posts about people who should be killed this week, I offer up a story of someone who deserves all kinds of praise and recognition:

Marine Cpl. Matthew Bradford.

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The working week

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A bleak post about Tuesday, that most persistent and terrible of all days:

So, Tuesday, we meet again. Tuesday and I have met often and no good has ever come of it.

I am beyond Tuesday’s power, for I haven’t had steady work since last March, when I finally left minimum wage office jobs for the paradise that is TEFL (Teaching English to Johnny Foreigner). The paradise consists largely of being fired, getting a new job, then finding there’s almost no work so one may as well be unemployed; then, inevitably, borrowing yet more money from friends and relatives, and finally dying in a snow drift in the north of Germany; and then being eaten by wolves and crows. [Read more →]

Unemployment: 10% in 2010!

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Just in case you thought job loss was “probably not happening anymore,” a government report was released on Friday, January 8, stating that the economy lost 85,000 jobs in December, keeping the unemployment rate at 10%. This, of course, leads everyone to ask: Who the heck was supposed to be watching all the jobs?

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Forced onto the grid

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If a tree falls in the woods and there’s no one around to hear it, does it make a sound? Well, that depends on whether it has a Facebook page. Sounds ridiculous, huh? I thought the same thing when I recently applied for a job to be an interactive editor for a news website. [Read more →]

How not to prevent swine flu at work

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My university has hand sanitizer dispensers all over campus. Until last week there was one attached to the wall between the two elevators in the building that contains my office. Then the sanitizer dispenser disappeared. Don’t worry. Today I discovered that a new dispenser had replaced the old one. And this new dispenser is automatic. I guess someone decided that having everyone touch the sanitizer dispenser with their hands in order to reduce the spread of germs wasn’t the best plan. An automatic dispenser solves that problem. It senses your hand and gives you some germ-killing liquid.

But that can cause other problems. [Read more →]

3 steps closer to getting less done with fewer excuses

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Discipline is hard and not fun and I’m no good at it. So, since I’m surfing around anyway instead of working, why don’t we find out what sort of free motivational programs are out there for lazy creative types like us?

Let’s start at the beginning; I think that’s a common thing among the disciplinati.

  1. Alarm Clock. So many clocks, so little time that I feel like working. I had high hopes for Alarm Cocky, which is a timer that lets you choose from a number of alarms, such as a guitar riff or a standard beep, or a freaked-out rooster cock-a-doodle-doo (hence the name). But I couldn’t get it to do a short 10-15 second trial and I didn’t want to sit around waiting for a longer experiment, so I can’t recommend it. Klokoo.com had a cheesy home page with weird RSS links and a slogan that read “Wake up tomorrow morning with Klokoo the radio alarm cock online” that made me nervous about what I might roll over and and see on my work laptop, so I went elsewhere. Kukuklok.com was a better option with a simple design that seems to work okay with a small selection of alarm noises, but the coolest was MetaClock (www.metaclock.com), which lets you pick a wakeup time, a song, a website you would like to pop up, a note from yourself, a random fact, and a “Today in History” factoid. [Read more →]
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