Recent posts by Chris Matarazzo:

• Book Review: An Encyclopedia of Tolkien
• The Emperor decrees an end to positive comments about “selfies”
• The Emperor decrees that graduation clichés will cease
• The Emperor decrees that all official documents will be printed in Comic Sans
• The Emperor decrees that the letter “E” shall no longer be spoken as an “A”
• The Emperor decrees an end to the use of the suffix “-gate”
• The Emperor decrees that ye shall bring thy pets in out of the cold
• The Emperor decrees that the phrase “you guys” is banned
• The Emperor decrees that the word “too” will no longer be mutilated into a ridiculous affectation
• The Emperor decrees a ban on “click-bait” headlines that are not 100% true
• The Emperor decrees an end to the phrase “at the end of the day”
• The Emperor decrees that ye may not use “genius” as an adjective
• The Emperor decrees there will be no more dream sequences in novels
• The Emperor decrees that men must, henceforth, obtain a license in order to go shirtless
• The Emperor decrees that twerking will stop
• The Emperor decrees that waiters shall no longer act like guides to the mysteries of the universe
• The Emperor decrees that age is not “just a number”
• The Emperor decrees that tripping and falling can no longer be used to enhance a story’s plot
• The Emperor decrees that “Ban Bossy” is banned
• The Emperor decrees and end to the growling announcer



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