Jaclyn Roth
Jaclyn Roth is a 32-year-old native New Yorker and a graduate of Binghamton University with a BA in Literature and Rhetoric. She is neither literary nor rhetorical and currently holds the position of vice president of sales at a promotional marketing company in Long Island, NY. Jaclyn shamelessly prides herself on having extensive knowledge of corn plastic. For those of you who don’t know, corn plastic is an environmentally friendly alternative plastic that helps relieve US dependency on foreign energy and is based on renewable US agricultural products. It’s also smooth, shiny, and microwave safe.
Jaclyn is against aerial rifle raids and putting “people clothes” on animals. In her spare time she likes to watch Will Ferrell movies and brag about her astounding comic sensibility.
