10. Preventing childhood obesity is as easy as taking candy from a baby.
9. I don’t know why all the kids call me Quasimodo, but I have a hunch.
8. If I could have dinner with any person living or dead, I’d pick the living one.
7. I have kleptomania, but when it gets really bad, I take something for it.
6. I had to cancel my appointment with the impotency clinic, because something came up.
5. The police recovered my stolen sofa, which was really nice of them because it was looking a bit tatty.
4. Diarrhea must be hereditary, since it runs in your genes.
3. If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
2. My granddad had the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the Philadelphia Zoo.
1. My wife may nag me at times, but when she told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down!
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