10. “It’s so hot, Bill Cosby says he kinda wishes he’d been thrown in the ‘cooler’.”
9. “It’s so hot, today I fried an egg…at room temperature.”
8. “It’s so hot, the last guy who asked me ‘Hot enough for ya?’ I was compelled to beat to death with a sockful of nickels.”
7. “It’s so hot, I have a brand on my stomach shaped like a seat belt buckle.”
6. “It’s so hot, in Alaska, California, Colorado, Maine, Massachusetts, Nevada, Oregon, and Washington, joints are lighting themselves.”
5. “It’s so hot, I ran into a burning building, just to cool off.”
4. “It’s so hot, because of their mercury content, people all across the country have been subjected to exploding thermometers and tuna.”
3. “It’s so hot, Satan took out a full page ad in The New York Times, asking for his weather back.”
2. “It’s so hot, two hobbits just walked by and threw a ring in through my window.”
1. “It’s so hot, the last time Trump said global warming was a hoax, his pants caught on fire.”
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