10. “The head of Trump’s inaugural committee says the Inauguration is going to feature a ‘soft sensuality’. Does that mean that, when Trump fucks the country, he’s going to be gentle about it?”
9. “After the Rockettes perform, I hear Trump is going to greet each one personally – in his special way.”
8. “I just hope Trump tweets about this Inauguration with all the dignity it deserves.”
7. “If you’re wondering what that low rumbling noise is, that’s every dead President rolling over in his grave.”
6. “Trump is being sworn in with the lowest approval rating ever! Thirty-two percent! – I mean, that three points lower than Zika!”
5. “After the B Street Band, which is the Bruce Springsteen cover band, decided to withdraw from entertaining at Trump’s Inauguration, I heard that the C Street Band, which is the B Street Band cover band, decided to pull out, too. And, as of today, they’re up to the letter ‘L’.”
4. “I hope they wind up with the P Street Band – make that the P Sheet Band.”
3. “With what Trump’s said about delegating responsibility, shouldn’t they be swearing in Mike Pence?”
2. “So, in just a few minutes, George W. Bush will no longer officially be ‘America’s Worst President Ever’.”
1. “I can’t wait until he puts his hand on the Bible and it bursts into flames!”
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