Top ten excuses of Travis Wagner, a 21-year-old Lancaster County, PA man arrested for having sex with a miniature pony
10. He started horsing around, and then things just got out of hand.
9. During the playoffs, he misheard when someone said he should be rooting for the Phillies!
8. He knew he’d never have to pay palimony to a palomino.
7. Seriously, have you seen that horse?!
6. His ex-girlfriend once told him he was hung like one.
5. As a kid, he loved riding that horsie in front of Kmart.
4. He claimed he was looking for a stable relationship.
3. The pony looked exactly like his high school sweetheart.
2. He was put up to it – by a small step stool.
1. His friends had misunderstood him when they told him it was perfectly okay if he was “feeling a little hoarse.”
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