10. “She has the loveliest limbs I’ve ever seen.”
9. “I just felt like being knotty.”
8. “I’ve always had sex with women before, and I thought I’d branch out.”
7. “I myself am a son of a birch.”
6. “Her body is gnarly, man!”
5. “When it comes to romance, I’m a real sap.”
4. “I pine for her every day.”
3. “I’ve asked her to marry me again and again; every year she gets another ring.”
2. “One touch from her and I’m sporting wood.”
1. “Beggars can’t be choosers – though actually I’d prefer a trimmed bush.”
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus [4] (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 [5] and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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