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Top ten signs you’re using a bad tax preparer

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10. It takes him 45 minutes to figure out his tip at the Bonefish Grill

9. When you point out a math error, he says, “Ahhh, five of one, half a dozen of the other.”

8. He claims bajillion is a real number

7. Instead of the IRS, he sends your completed tax return to the IRA

6. While filling out your taxes, he’s continually mumbling, “Nummers is hard!

5. On his own tax return, he’s claiming “Johnnie Walker” as a dependent

4. He checks off the box for “joint filing,” then lights one up

3. Before every number on your tax form, he puts one of those ‘more or less’ squiggles

2. He does his math calculations in the nude, so he can count to 21

1. His “diploma” in Accounting is from Trump University
 

Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything appears every Monday.

Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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