There must be fifty grays to shade your lover.
Fifty grays to shade your lover.
10. Just clap on the cuffs, Duff.
9. Buy some new rope, Hope.
8. Tie a tight knot, Scott.
Just listen to me.
7. You must dominate, Kate.
6. Learn how to spank, Hank.
5. Bind him in leather, Heather.
And don’t set him free.
4. Break out the whip, Chip.
3. Slap on the chain, Jane.
You’ll cause him some brain pain,
And do it with glee.
2. Try that new toy, Roy.
1. Remember to bite, Dwight.
I know it’s not quite right.
I’m glad it’s not me!
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