10. Your album All About That Bass is nothing but freshwater fishing tips
9. Your music is considered too sappy for elevators
8. There is no category for Best Kazoo Recording
7. Nobody bought your CD A Whiter Shade of Pale by Boko Haram
6. Your album didn’t go gold or platinum; it went aluminum
5. You’re Mr. Methane, the professional farter
4. The judges are prejudiced against karaoke
3. Every time you put your CD into a CD player, it immediately spits it out again
2. Your record – 37 minutes of silence followed by 3 minutes of applause – is entitled The Best of Marcel Marceau
1. You’re “The Artist Formerly Known as Bobby Goldsboro”
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus [4] (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 [5] and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
Latest posts by Bob Sullivan (Posts [6])
- Top ten reasons this will be my last Top Ten List [7] - April 30, 2018
- Top ten more syntax one-liners [8] - April 23, 2018
- Top ten more alcohol one-liners [9] - April 16, 2018
- Top ten more dog one-liners [10] - April 9, 2018
- Top ten revelations in the Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes interview [11] - April 2, 2018