10. He was flying on Virgin Airlines, and he was one
9. The in-flight chicken was finger-lickin’ good, and one thing led to another
8. He was flying first class, and everybody knows they’re a bunch of wankers
7. His entertainment system wasn’t working, so he had to provide his own
6. His date for the Mile High Club missed the plane
5. Different strokes for different folks
4. None of the flight attendants was providing service, so he decided to take matters into his own hands
3. He couldn’t get the song California Here I Come out of his head
2. He was afraid of flying, and just wanted to get off
1. He misunderstood the pilot’s instructions about “an upright and locked position”
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus [4] (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 [5] and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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