10. “It’s so hot, my tongue got a sunburn telling somebody how hot it was.”
9. “It’s so hot, Optimus Prime decided to transform into an air conditioner.”
8. “It’s so hot, I have a brand on my stomach shaped like a seat belt.”
7. “It’s so hot, Hillary Clinton has been semi-campaigning in her pantsuit…without the pants.”
6. “It’s so hot, Donald Sterling attended an NAACP meeting just for the chilly reception.”
5. “It’s so hot, this morning I saw a bum with a sign that read ‘Will Work For Shade’.”
4. “It’s so hot, I saw a fire hydrant chasing down a dog.”
3. “It’s so hot, squirrels are pouring Gatorade on their nuts.”
2. “It’s so hot, I set my house on fire, just to cool it off.”
1. “It’s so hot, in Colorado and Washington, joints are lighting themselves.”
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