10. Check him into a VA hospital
9. Put him in a time machine, and let Joseph Gordon-Levitt deal with him at the other end
8. Give him an all-expenses-paid vacation to the Gaza Strip
7. Have Paula Deen prepare his last meal
6. Send him to Atlanta, and make one of those Ebola doctors his roomie
5. Book him a flight on Malaysia Airlines
4. Hand him the keys to a General Motors car
3. Send him to Texas, where they execute so many inmates, they’ve installed electric bleachers
2. Force him to watch the Sarah Palin Channel 24/7
1. Have him stand between Chris Christie and an all-you-can-eat buffet
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus [4] (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 [5] and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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