10. “I knew it was a bad idea to leave the fireworks in the trunk on a day this hot!”
9. “Who invited Eric Cantor? He’s gonna bring everybody down!”
8. “These burgers are actually made with Shmeat — you know, those shamburgers grown in a test tube.”
7. “That’s not mayonnaise; you’re standing under a tree.”
6. “Who stuck Yank My Doodle! It’s A Dandy! into the VCR?”
5. “Where does the burger begin and the charcoal leave off?”
4. “Call 911! Call 911!”
3. “Is Uncle Jerod’s drinking the lighter fluid again?”
2. “I think I just saw the potato salad move.”
1. “Okay, NOBODY LIGHT CIGARETTES OR FIREWORKS NEAR UNCLE JEROD!!!!”
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus [4] (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 [5] and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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