10. “Look at some of those necklines! I just hope Jonah Hill keeps his thing in his pants.”
9. “Streep’s up for Best Actress? How odd!”
8. “Well, obviously the fix is in. Not a single nomination for Grown-Ups 2.”
7. “Tyler Perry should be up for Best Actor and Best Actress.”
6. “Who’s that gay blond white dude hostin’ this thing?”
5. “I hear George Clooney and Sandra Bullock are making another movie together – he’s a dentist, she’s his assistant – called Cavity.”
4. “I only hope I live long enough to see them include me in that In Memoriam segment.”
3. “There have been so many extraordinary performances – Darlene Love, Pink, U2, Bette Midler, Idina Menzel – I’m getting tired of standing for all the standing ovations!”
2. “Explain to me again why Sharknado isn’t up for anything?”
1. “This is getting so boring. I just wish Jonah Hill would take his thing out of his pants.”
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