Top ten ways people spent their extra hour this past weekend
Posted on November 4th, 2013 by Bob Sullivan
10. Tried to re-set the clock on their VCR
9. Listened to Don McLean’s American Pie seven times
8. Got all their exercise out of the way for the rest of the year
7. Just sat back and thought about how much the Giants really suck
6. Watched The Best of Two and a Half Men 30 times
5. Tried to see who could say “Irish wristwatch” out loud ten times the fastest
4. Shared a bottle of Scotch, then played “Irish wristwatch” again
3. Made love to the wife, followed by a 55-minute nap
2. Played Candy Crush, and still couldn’t complete Level 197
1. Put on their Mr. Peabody mask and pretended they were in the Wayback Machine, going back one hour
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I liked 9, because I had to add it up and it does work. 3 hit too close, and 1 was priceless, because wasn’t Bullwinkle really incredible satire that had an entertainment aspect for kids and enough wit and intelligence to hold an adult’s attention?
By the way, in Arizona we wait for all of you to rotate around us with your odd habit of screwing up the time for yourselves.