10. I Might As Well Be Dating Jody Foster
9. One Night On A Carnival Cruise!
8. Crepe Paper, Bunting, and Gym Sock Odor!
7. The Future Is Ours! (1% only)
6. The Blue Ball
5. Journey to the Center of My Pants
3. Moon Over Gitmo
2. Memories To Last An Evening
1. I Might As Well Be Dating Manti Te’o’s Girlfriend
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