Top ten new slogans for Carnival Cruise Lines
Posted on March 4th, 2013 by Bob Sullivan
10. Where the Ship Hits the Fan!
9. The Greatest Tow on Earth!
8. Drifting Along for Over 40 Years!
7. When You Need to Go, We Give You a Choice: Paper or Plastic
6. The Ship of Stools!
5. Less Port of Call! More Porta-Potty!
4. We Put the ‘Poop’ Back in ‘Poop Deck’!
3. Come for the Buffet! Stay for the Dysentery!
2. The Titanic with Shuffleboard!
1. Ship Happens!
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