10. An alarm clock with a 12-hour snooze alarm
9. An artificial sincerity pill
8. A pair of socks that signal each other when one gets lost in the dryer
7. A looser straight jacket
6. A cell phone that blocks the signals of all other cell phones in the room, for when I go to the movies
5. A television with a built-in Adam Sandler filter
4. A negative-calorie cookie
3. A mechanical Mitt Romney (but then, how would you tell the difference?)
2. Self-cleaning underwear
1. The bus (please re-read title)
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus [4] (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 [5] and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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