David Lynch wants you to vote for Barack Obama
If you’re not familiar with the 90 Days/90 Reasons Web site that shills daily for the re-election of omni-benevolent halo wearer Barack Obama, please check out Ricky Sprague’s post here for some background info.
The latest celebrity to chime in with a pro-Barack post at 90 Days is David Lynch, a film director whom many of us at this site admire and love.
By all means, read Lynch’s reasons for re-electing Barack Obama.
Then feel free to stab your lungs and face with an antler lamp.
Writes David:
I am going to vote for re-electing President Obama. I have noticed something in Mitt Romney’s name, which I think speaks to what he is about. If you just rearrange a few letters, Romney becomes R MONEY. I believe Mitt Romney wants to get his Mitts on R Money. He would like to get it and divide it up with his friends, the Big Money Bunch.
I believe he would like to get his Mitts on R Money, R Resources, R Freedoms, and R American Dream. I do not trust Mitt Romney to look after the best interests of 99% of Americans. I think electing Mitt Romney would be a catastrophe for our country—one which would be real difficult to straighten out later. Please do not let Mitt Romney get his Mitts on R Money or R United States of America.
I can’t even muster the energy to sigh at this point. As my friend Jacob Grier pointed out on Facebook today, politics ruin EVERYTHING.
Everything.
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If you kind of rearrange the letters in David Lynch’s name, you get CHILD NAVY. From this, I conclude that David Lynch wants to start a navy of children, who will travel around the world in child-sized submarines, waging war against unsuspecting adults.
Please, for crying out loud, don’t vote for David Lynch and his CHILD NAVY!
I agree.
I did some anagramming of my own using Lynch-related movie titles, characters, concepts etc, and found some revealing words of my own.
MULHOLLAND DRIVE = Unmoved Lard Hill
BLUE VELVET = Velvet Lube
Marcelles Santos = Scrotal Salesmen
Clearly anagramming is a psychic roadmap to the soul.
LOL LOL….the comments are the best. I can’t stop laughing. If this country wasn’t in such a dire situation, it would almost be worth having BHO re-elected just to see nitwits like Lynch reap the rewards of voting for the Marxist. But I won’t wish that on ourselves or even the useful idiots.
Alright, he’s driven me to it, so I’m going to say it: INLAND EMPIRE was shit.
Look closely in fact, and you’ll see that INLAND EMPIRE is an anagram for UTTER SHITE. No, really.
Totally agree.
I guess I liked the ‘idea’ of Inland Empire — that it took some of the deliberately vague and open-ended cha cha cha of Lost Highway and Mulholland Drive to an illogical, raw, and ugly extreme — but the final result was not engaging. I won’t watch it again, and I’ve watched his other flicks dozens of times.
Much too long and it looked ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE on the big screen, all granulated and blurry, like a Youtube video in cinemascope. SHIT SHIT SHIT, as Mahmoud Ahmadinejead would say.
I rented it on DVD and I spent about 20 minutes trying to re-configure the settings on my TV just to see it properly. And it still looked like shit, yeah.
Imagine what it looked like in the cinema- in the UK it got a (poorly attended) theatrical release.