Top ten leprechaun pick-up lines
Posted on March 12th, 2012 by Bob Sullivan
10. “Yes, that’s a snake in my pocket, and I’m glad to see you!”
9. “My lips aren’t the only things that are magically delicious.”
8. “You sure know how to turn a guy’s blue balls green!”
7. “My small statute makes some things appear much larger by contrast!”
6. “You sure know how to put the Irish spring in my step!”
5. “I’ll grant ye one wish – as long as it involves my pants.”
4. “In today’s market, do you have any idea what a pot o’ gold is worth?!”
3. “You sure are cute! Part of me is Dublin already!”
2. “Top of the mornin’ to ya! Or would you rather be on the bottom?”
1. “What to see my shillelagh?”
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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