Top ten ways people spent their extra hour when they switched back to Standard Time
Posted on November 7th, 2011 by Bob Sullivan
10. Cooked 20 three-minute eggs
9. Tried to make sense out of Rick Perry’s words
8. Saw who was the fastest at saying “Irish wristwatch” ten times in a row
7. Shared a bottle of wine, then playing “Irish wristwatch” again
6. Speculated on Rebecca Black’s singing career
5. Watched The Best of Two and a Half Men 30 times
4. Wrote a fan letter to Cloris Leachman
3. Sudoku! Sudoku! Sudoku!
2. Tried to re-set the clock on their VCR
1. Made love to the wife, then took a nap for the other 59 minutes
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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