RSVP to Doomsday
Dear Harold,
Boy! I am certainly feeling a little silly this morning. It seems my faith in Woody Harrelson, the Mayan calendar and the world’s demise in 2012 has been exceedingly misplaced. According to you, the end of the world actually begins this weekend. Saturday—right after the six o’clock news!
Well, Harold…that sucks!
I’m really sorry, but this simply will not work for me. I’ve had plans for months and it would be in very bad taste to cancel due to an eleventh-hour invitation to the Apocalypse!
Its not just me Harold. The other 97% of the world’s population that you claim will languish eternally in Hell after Saturday are a little put out too! A lot of us aren’t going to be able to make it. I know you have spent “tens of thousands of hours” tirelessly analyzing the Scriptures, but surely you, a reasonable man, can understand our point of view. Would it be too much of an imposition for you to reschedule? I hate to ask, but since you rescheduled in 1994, surely it wouldn’t be too much of an inconvenience for you to reinterpret the Bible yet again. A weekday, perhaps a Monday, would be far more appropriate and I know you’d get a much better turn-out for your event.
Love,
Jody
P.S. Call me next week.
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Have a good weekend, Jody … well … uh, HALF a weekend, at least.
:-)