Top ten Signs you drank too much green beer on St. Patrick’s Day
Posted on March 14th, 2011 by Bob Sullivan
10. You don’t care who you get your shamrocks off with
9. You keep going up to strangers and saying, “Ire me; I’m kiss-ish!”
8. You think a tube of toothpaste is astronaut food
7. You keep wishing someone would drive the snakes out of your head
6. You wonder how you wound up with a lower stomach tattoo that says “Kiss My Lucky Charms!”
5. You’re now thinking Sarah Palin is Presidential material
4. You can actually see leprechauns
3. You make Charlie Sheen look like Justin Bieber
2. You wonder how you wound up with a bent shillelagh
1. You spend the entire night doing your Linda Blair impression
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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It’s good to see that you’re moving a little closer to the line. I really don’t want you to ever cross it, but closer is definitely better. This latest list is one of your best.