Top ten things overheard at last night’s Academy Awards
Posted on February 28th, 2011 by Bob Sullivan
10. “I hope Inception wins for Best Brain Cramp.”
9. “Only three hours to go?! Man, this show is just zippin’ by!”
8. “Best Picture? – Hah! My favorite is Best Sound Mixing!”
7. “What about Sex & the City 2? Or are they just giving prizes for good stuff?”
6. “I never realized that the Oscar is just chocolate wrapped in tinfoil.”
5. “I hope Jeff Bridges wins Best John Wayne Impression.”
4. “Crap! Justin Bieber: Never Say Never won’t be eligible until next year!”
3. “If 127 Hours wins, how’s that guy gonna clap?”
2. “Isn’t Lindsay Lohan up for Best Special Defects?”
1. “I thought The King’s Speech was about that whole ‘I have a dream’ thing.”
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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