10. Everybody knows how much men love their cars!
9. He was very confused about the term ‘carjacking’
8. He swears the headlights kept winking at him
7. Seriously, Dude, have you ever even seen a Maserati Bora?!
6. PCP and Jack Daniels don’t mix
5. He was parked on Lover’s Lane, and one thing led to another
4. No way could he resist that junk in the trunk!
3. The new car smell really turned him on
2. He thought it would be fun to impale an Impala
1. When he told his friends how lonely he was, they suggested autoeroticism
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