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Audio files: Is Kris Kristofferson Satan? Signs point to “yes”

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Please excuse the negligence this week. Daddy has a full plate and scant time to write a proper “Audio Files” column.  He does have one special item for you though, and it involves country music legend Kris Kristofferson.

It is said that KK moonlights as a Vatican-Based Project Monarch Slave Runner. Project Monarch, you might recall, is the bastard love-child of Projects MKULTRA and ARTICHOKE.  Somewhere in its rich, nougaty center lies Kris Kristofferson.

The story checks out. It’s all true. Just ask reptillian conspiracy theorist David Icke, who considers Kristofferson part of an elite cabal of Satanic reptillian humanoids. As documented once by some blogger:

In 1999, [Icke] published a book entitled The Biggest Secret, in which he wrote that the world is controlled by a race of reptilian humanoids, known in ancient times as the Babylonian Brotherhood, and that many prominent people are, in fact, descended from these “reptilian bloodlines,” including George H. W. Bush, George W. Bush, Henry Kissinger, the Queen Mother, Queen Elizabeth II and Kris Kristofferson. He has also added that these “reptilians” engage in human sacrifices, blood drinking, child molestation, and Satanism.

A frank discussion of this chilling hypothesis is available here. Further analysis can be mined, apparently, from something called The Brotherhood and the Manipulation of Society, by Ivan Fraser and Mark Beeston. From what I can glean, The Brotherhood is either a book, a pamphlet…or a stand-alone Web page. While that’s not entirely clear, the authors’ account of someone named Cathy O’Brien, an alleged Kristofferson sex slave, has the inarguable ring of truth:

Names of leading slave handlers and CIA operatives include Kris Kristofferson (described by Cathy as a ‘Vatican based Project Monarch slave runner’), Boxcar Willie (who has abused Cathy’s daughter, Kelly, in three separate mental institutions) and Merle Haggard – whose song ‘Freedom Train’ is the code-word for this aspect of the mind-control plan. Project Monarch Slaves include the singer Barbara Mandrell and her sisters, who are also owned by Byrd, and Loretta Lynn who’s handler is Neo-Nazi paedophile and CIA operative, Ken Riley

Are you prepared to be skeptical about this information? I’m not sure I am.

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26 Responses to “Audio files: Is Kris Kristofferson Satan? Signs point to “yes””

  1. MORE I WANT MORE.WAS SAMMI SMITH A SEX SLAVE?WHO WAS HER OWNER?

  2. MORE I MUST HAVE MORE! WAS KRISTOFFERSONS FRIEND SAMMI SMITH A SEX SLAVE? WHO WAS HER OWNER?

  3. As luck would have it, in 1987 I was sitting in the Departures lounge of the LA airport when Kris Kristofferson and a friend of his sat down next to me. I overheard their conversion, as much of it as I could stand, that is. KK was heading down to Mazatlan, in Mexico, where he had a girlfriend. He had bought her some perfume at the Duty Free, and while he chatted about her to his friend, he leafed through a copy of SOLDIER OF FORTUNE magazine. He also talked about Managua, where he was heading after Mazatland. He had some business down there, apparently.The following year, KK put out an album called NICARAGUA, so I have no doubt the man I sat next to was the real KK, not some lookalike soundalike clone.

    The thing I most remember about this accidental encounter was that I picked up my luggage and crossed to the other side of the hall to get away from him. I found his presence unbearable, for reasons I couldn’t explain at the time. Maybe it was the magazine for mercenaries he seemed to be enjoying so much. Maybe it was the way he talked about the women he was going see on his trip.. Sitting next to him, I felt sick to my stomach.

  4. re: Lunamoth

    +1

  5. Kristofferson has a beard of great virility.

  6. Here he is with his tiny wife in the Pee Wee Herman film:

    http://pic.twitter.com/kVrnQZo

  7. Lunamoth, was KK leafing through SOLDIER OF FORTUNE or clutching it? If it was the latter, I can understand your feelings.

  8. Not clutching, not exactly drooling either – I would say he was thumbing through it like a subscriber.

    There are very few men I would cross an airport waiting room to get away from. He was the first and, so far, the last.

    The Nicaragua connection, Iran-Conrta, Soldier of Fortune mag, 1987, Ronald Reagan, mind control — doesn’t any of this mean anything to you guys? No wonder the colisseum is collapsing on your country.

  9. Seriously, though. KK comes from an Air Force background, and is of the generation that was tapped for MKULTRA. He fits the profile..

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    Add “Rhodes scholar” and you’ve got a recipe. I should know. I come from an AF intelligence family and grew up in a city famous as a MKULTRA hub.

    As for the reptilians — ask Mick and Keith.

    By the way, it was obvious to me the last time I watched the Willie Nelson show, that his female country singer guests were slaves, They could barely move, or sing on key. You have to be blind not to notice these things – but most of us, in fact, are.

  10. As I recall it, Kristofferson was very pro-Sandinista, and Johnny Cash once had to act as a human shield at a concert since supporting a Marxist junta was an unpopular stance among country fans.

    Here are the banal lyrics to a shit song:

    http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/k/kris_kristofferson/sandinista.html

    And KK can usually write.

  11. Not such a bad song, imho. Marxist junta, or popular revolt? And which part of that was he supporting? And for what reasons? KK, Rhodes scholar, has never been just a country singer.

    Who wrote the Spanish lyrics, by the way? They are not an exact translation — or did KK translate (and water down) a poem by some anonymous Nicarguan? I don’t know what his politics are. He also appeared in that movie, the one where Russia invades the US and forces Americans to eat tofu,

    The CIA has been known to fund “Marxist juntas” as well as the right-wing kind — all in the name of taking down countries and selling more drugs.

  12. I think the song can be interpreted thusly:

    Yeahhh… this left wing junta is awesome, not like right wing juntas, they’re baaaad.

  13. Imagine, for a moment, if Russia invaded America, forcing you all to eat tofu or starve — how even mind controlled Americans might rally behind a junta that gave them back their burgers and promised them “Hope” and “Change” .

    I think if you read the history of Nicaragua during the Somosa years, and how Somosa looted his own people following a deadly earthquake, enriching himself to the tune of a few hundred million$ .. you’d understand why that junta had to happen and why songs like this get written.

    I’m guessing, but it appears KK translated it from the Spanish.

  14. As luck would have it, Haggard and Kristofferson will both be appearing here in Portland on September 23. I’m going to try to attend their Satanic orgy of country & western music.

  15. Careful- a green junta might break out.

  16. I think the best course of action now is to get “Marxist Junta” trending on Twitter.

  17. Hey- how about Tea Party junta? You just know that one would take off.

  18. Maybe you can get passes backstage…

  19. THANK GOD THIS PAGE IS STILL HERE.i CAN REPORT TODAY I FOUND INFORMATION THAT MY DEAR MOTHER,FELINE AND FRIEND,SAMMI SMITH WAS ACTUALLY A TEENAGE MUTANT DRACONIAN LIZARD AND WAS AN UNDERCOVER C.I.A. BLACK OPS OPERATIVE COUNTRY MUSIC FLAME SEX SLAVE TO KRIS KRISSTOFFERSON.AND HER OWNER WAS NONE OTHER THAN KINKY FREIDMAN (THATS RIGHT,THE POLITICO ZEALLOT FROM TEXAS !)HE,FREIDMAN, WAS ALSO A KNOWN “FRIEND” TO K.K (KRISSTOFFERSONS C.I.A CODE NAME.
    THIS IS A STORY FULL OF TWISTS AND TURNS THAT EVEN TODAY WITH ALL OF OUR TECHNOLOGY ,BOGGLES THE HUMAN MIND !
    FOR INSTANCE I FOUND OUT THAT KRISSTOFFERSON CLAIMED TO BE A ROGUE SCHOLAR AT OXFORD UNIVERSITY IN ENGLAND,BUT…HE ONLY HAD A SMALL ASSORTMENT OF THE LEATHER BOUND MASTERPIECE EDITIONS FROM THE BOOK OF THE MONTH CLUB AND NOT THE FULL COLLECTION !i WILL KEEP THE READERS UPDATEDON MY CURRENT RESEARCH.SIMON SAYS LOVE UNDER THE WILL.ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE.ZENITH APOLLO STAR.

  20. I understand that while at Oxford ,after a daily game of Rugby,KK would cause quite a stir among the the proffessors by coming in for dinner and failing to leave his Keats at the front door.

  21. Did Kris Kristofferson raise some hell in his day? You bet he did. #MKULTRA

  22. KK Is a sadistic satanic pedophile. Most if not ALL”entertainers” are involved with MK either as victims, and/or handlers. The d00d who got away from KK can feel the PURE EVIL vibe this POS emits. These MFers need to be hung in public!!!

  23. How can I become a part of this? This is all pretty interesting.

  24. Sorry, guys, but I don’t get that vibe about Kris Kristofferson. He’s a Master Magician, no doubt, but for the Good of Mankind. The man is a rebel. Had he been a top freemason, he wouldn’t have struggled so much as an artist. He would have been Mick Jagger or some other shit of that sort. That’s how you can tell the difference. Kris Kristofferson is only a messenger from The Good Side. There’s a cosmic battle going on, you know, and I’ve always felt that David Icke is a charlatan, a bit too close to the Queen to be taken seriously. You want an freemason representative? David Icke is your man. I feel he’s a hypocrite, but Kris Kristofferson is all right. His first name stands for Horus (Christ), a messiah; not a monster.

  25. Merkans like Tommy are just too FAT&ST000PIFIED, and won’t wake up until the boot is on their throats. They idolize SATANIC POS like KK, and HATE anyone who speaks the truth. If JC existed, and came back today, he would be crucified again in a nanosecond. POS like Tommy Boy would be the first to drive in the spikes.

  26. I just want to update my previous remarks concerning kris. I am Sammi Smiths oldest son. Sammi got a grammy in 1971 for her recording of Kristofferson s Help me make it thru the night. The remarks i posted were completely idiotic. Ive never got to meet. Kris but i was raised surrounded by people who did know him. Ive never heard one derogatory remark about the man. I have nothing but the highest respect for him. He earned his scholarship to Oxford from playing Rugby for his highscool in Calif9rnia. He became a Rhodes Scholar while at Oxford. He was also a Professor of literature at West Point Acadamy. He is also a Apache Helicopter pilot. Actually im a bit in awe of the man. He was one of my mothers lifelong friends. Some of this bullshit some people contrive is simply ridiculous. I mean when would he have time to do all these insane allegations? When your working all the time. All i can say is some people are bored and have way to much time on tjeir hands. Im no idiot. I have worked with top music industry professionals and never did any negative stories of kris ever make the chatter box. And believe me Nashville is a tiny town and every body knows every bodys dirty laundry. So before any person claims any of what i read in these post they need to back it up with harf evidence and not just conjecture. Thank you Zenith Apollo Star

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